- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who, what, when, why, how, where, and which? Your Honor, i think my client would like to plead guilty.

What did the farmer say when his cow got stuck in a tree? - "Get down"

Your momma is so stupid, because she didn't get a proper education

Why did Sara fall off the swing? Because she had no arms... Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sara.

did you hear about the platypus that was found dead in the middle of death valley?

Why was the little kid sad at a funeral. He was actually happy and he was at six flags

Q: Why did Little Suzie fall off of the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Little Suzie!

Why did the black surgeon get fired? The hospital was low on funds due to the economic crisis, and had to let a few employees go.

Whats the difference between a Corvette and a dead bag of babies. -there's not a Corvette in my garage

Why did the man fall of his bike? He wasn't on his bike, i drowned him yesterday.

I used to tell people: step on my foot on purpose and ill FUCKlNG BREAK YOURS! Then I Evolved.. friendly r*pist neighbourhood Moral Man: Thumb me down or step on my foot if only on mistake, and I will break off both your legs and ram them up your ASS!

Hey I just met you. And this is crazy. So get in my van. Cause I have candy.

What worse that punching a baby? Stabing one.

Why couldn't little Sally fall asleep? She was on fire.

What has two wheels and a handle bar? A bike.

Where was little Sara when the bomb went off? Everywhere. "Knock Knock" "Who's there?" Sara's hands

You know why the economy is so bad? Years of giving into corporations instead of local business. This moves the profits to the owner of the company instead of mom and pop who will be giving it back to the local community.

A Jehovah's Witness knocks on my door. I didn't answer the door.

How many fat Americans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

Where is one place everyone eventually goes to rest? A cemetery.

Do you like fishsticks No

3 men are stranded on an island when they come across a brass lantern. The rub it and nothing happens. They all starve to death a day later.

Q: How do you make scrach paper? A: Take a paper and scrach it.

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