Billy Mays and Michael Jackson are up in Heaven, because they died recently.

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What's worse than having a zit on your face? Getting blue waffle.. google if you don't know what blue waffle is..

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What's black on bottom and white on top?? Society

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Man is even more eager to copulate than a donkey – his purse is what restrains him

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What do you get when lettuce and oranges come together? I dont know, thats why I asked you.

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What did the pencil say to the pen? Nothing.

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girls basketball

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Humpty dumpty sat on a wall Humpty dumpty ha a great fall Hunpty dumpty's skull was split in two

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Q: What is a laptop that sings? A: A Dell

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*insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and think it's original because I changed one word*

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What's worse than losing your job? Getting repeatedly hit in the face with a brick after getting fired from your job.

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What would you do for a klondike bar? I'm allergic to milk.

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What do you call a woman that is on her period? -A girl that is expirencing a difficult to control flow of blood through the clitorus.

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The movie starts off with Tom Cruz jumping out of a plane. He hits the ground and dies, end of movie. - Cole G.

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*Walk Into The Bakery* "Excuse me, sir. How much does the challah cost (holocaust)?

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Knock Knock! Who's there? The Police The Police who? We're sorry Ma'am your son has died in a car accident... --------- Knock Knock! Who's there? Not your son

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Jack and Jill went up the hill to smoke some marijuana, Jack got high, pulled down his fly, and asked Jill if she wanna. Jill said yes, pulled up her dress, and had a little fun. But stupid Jill forgot the pill, and now they have a son

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How do you kill a red elephant? You can't red elephants don't exist.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive a car? Because she's a woman.

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yo mamas so dumb she named her house butt and her son crack and then she called the police saying I looked all over my butt and i can not find my crack.

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What do you call the worst band ever? Nickelback.

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What's black, white, and red all over? Trayvon Martin and George Zimmerman.

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its's not rape if you yell "suprise!"

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why did the homosexual man cross the road? to get to his gay partner.

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