Not even I believe you will ever know yourself that well ever Nero, you see what you created as a false illusion, as all of your, or rather our effort for nothing, as a pathetic attempt to create heaven on earth. In my eyes, you succeeded in doing so, and if it where for you, or more people such as yourself and I, it would have lasted, stop trying to give people what they do not deserve, and remember that making others happy will never cure the sadness and pain deep within you, only cover it. Stop fleeing from yourself, stay, get to know yourself.

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What happens when a right turn is finally made in NASCAR? The driver has successfully changed his tires and has been refueled, now he is pulling out of pit lane.

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How Many R's are in Terrence? two, how could there be 6?

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Why did Lance Armstrong lose the race? Which race?

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What's the difference between working at Mc Donalds and working as a hooker? A hooker gets paid more.

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What do Sandusky and micheal Jackson have in common? They are both white.

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How do you get 1,000 dead babies into a car? Blender. How do you get them out? Well you shouldn't. Leave the car in front of somebody that you hate's house.

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What did the Pope say to the homosexual couple? Welcome to the community.

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Roses are red violets are green i can't rhyme bridge

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roses are red orchids are black I like you best when you lye on your back

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut

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Q. How many people use MySpace? A. Pfft who uses MySpace

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Why did the robber wear a mask? Because he had eczema.

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What did the cow say to the other cow when the boy asked him for something to drink? Probably MOOO! Considering that cows cant say anything except for that

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Three blondes walk into a bar. They have an intellectual conversation over some drinks.

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A man and his son cross the street, the man hears a screaming noise and ignores it, the man gets across and notice his wife missing...

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What's funnier than throwing a baby off a bridge? Everything, if you think that's funny, you're a terrible person.

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What's the best thing about twenty three year olds? There's twenty of them

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What is red and fluffy?... Your teddy bear covered in blood...

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Yo momma's so fat she is now a sponsor for Jenny Craig after joining the program and loosing almost a 100 pounds. So I suppose she isn't too fat anymore.

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Roses are red Violets are blue What about green? That seems mean...

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What is Lady Gaga's real name? Who the crap knows?

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