The homeless man first experience warmth....in Hell

why did the mexican beat your ass larry clark III because you live in a apartment with your mom and dad who are black your dad has a truck your mom recked her car

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. It was a footless chicken.

Why did the man staple his own scrotum to his left thigh? He didn't. His friends did.

Why did the man walk into the bar? To purchase alcoholic beverages ready for consumption.

Why wasn't the old woman sitting on the porch? Because she got raped by a big scorpian.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? A man with no arms and no legs

If i was a painting... Id hang myself

If an asian man is really angry with a jewish man named gabriel what does he say? Gabriel I am angry with you

what did the girl said to the stalker? i dont know cuz if i did, i would be a stalker

A dog is always in the pushup position.

Why did the man go to the hospital Because he was hurt

A dinosaur walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender goes home and tells his wife what he saw. His wife leaves him.

Muslim athletes.

Who paved the road? The fat guy with the steam roller

A blonde walks into a bar. Shes now in a coma.

My son made a tree fort, it burned down.

Roses are read Vilots are blue, I have a gun, Now get out of my house!!!

why did the man take a poo because his rectum exploded

Why doesn't anybody like the octopus? There anti-social creatures by nature

A dyslexic man hears a joke, and laffs.

Q: What is the difference between a horny college girls and a horny high school girl? A: Usually, an age will seperate people in different grades. Also, what grade their in.

knock knock who's there bang bang bang bang who where da cash at

Q. Why is the road black? A. One hundred million dollars!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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