- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue The mothership came and your did a whole lot of scam

What did King Tut say when he got scared? How would I know? It was over a thousand years ago.

If I said you had a beautiful body would you stop asking me if those jeans make you look fat?

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread!

Justin Bieber walks into a bar…. He was shot

Whats the square root of pie? Pies are round.

If your waiting in a restaurant for a waiter, doesn't that make you a waiter? O.o

Q: What did the boy with no arms or lags get for christmas? A: He dosent now he cant open them.

Q. What did the gay kid say to his group of straights? A. 10 dollars to the first one to tip over that little asian boy on the bike.

Why did Oliver fall? He shot himself.

Whats faster than a black guy with a TV? His brother with a VCR.

What's the difference between a corvette and a pile of dead babies? A pile of dead babies is a horrible tragedy.

Why are tests such a pain in the ass? Because your vomiting shit you'd learned the night before.

Here's another:

Q: How did the girl in high school become so popular? A: She got pregnant

Knock Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? Doctor Watson - I'm here to see your little sister who is currently terminally ill and every second is of vital importance. Therefore this exchange of words is only worsening the already terrible situation that we find ourselves in. Please open the door.

why did the Chinese man fail the driving test because he had no previous driving experience and wasn't prepared for the test

Q: Why are lizards broke? A: Because they run around the desert with no money.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wioFUrwny1c

What's worse than seeing Levi naked? Cancer.

People made fun of a plant for walking into a bar. Little did they know it hadn't been watered for days.

I'm Batman.

What do Sylvia Plath and a cake have in common? Nothing.

My friend harris is fat.

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