- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How Many R's are in Terrence? two, how could there be 6?

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Too many because they are babies and they don't have the motor skills to properly use a paintbrush.

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HAVE A GOOD DAY. DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO.

A. Why did the man crash the car? B. Because the driver was a blind man with no arms, who happened to have a psychological problem affecting his brain's ability to detect movement, thus making the car crash.

what's the difference between a virginia, and steve keen? a virginia is,nt a knob

What did the man say after falling off the bridge? Nothing. He died a painful and terrible death on impact.

What comes after 23? 24.

what do a carrot and an elephant have in common? theyre both orange except for the elephant.

Why did the woman drop her keys? She was being raped.

A: Knock Knock B: Come in A: Come in Who B: Your Mum...

Christianity

how do you keep a bunch of black kids from jumping on the bed? your real firm with them and tell them someone may hurt themselves if they don't stop with the horseplay..

what do u get when you cross a monkey, a sock and wheels? A: a sock monkey. I was kidding about the wheels

A man with his masters degree, has a great job, and gets good money. Has a wife and kids. He is very successful.

What's the difference between an X-box and Michael Jackson? One is an inanimate object and the other is a human being.

whats 2+2 equal? 4

knock knock who's their panda panda who shut up I never said yo name and don't call me black

Why did the nerd cross the road?? BAZINGA!!!! xD

why did the chicken cross the road? he didn't make it

What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when i jump on a trampoline.

What do you call a scottish drunk? a taxi

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt, the chicken is dead.

2 brothers were arguing, both had anger problems to the point where one started war with the other. Boy1: I HATE YOU Boy2: MOM HATES YOU Boy1: ....Wait why? Boy2: YOU WERE AN ACCIDENT SHE TRIED TO SELL YOU TO A MEXICAN AND HE SAID THAT THING WAY TOO DAM UGLEH ITD BURN THE FACES OFF MY COWS.

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