- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did the Black Man say to the Mexican Fellow Guy? A: Hello.

Where do you find a baby with no arms or legs? Where you left it.

What would you do for a Klondike bar? I'd go all the way to the store and buy one.

What do friends and potatoes have in common? If you eat them, they will die.

Justin Bieber hits puberty

how do u drown a blond you put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool.

What did the clinically depressed man get for Christmas? He received many of splendid gifts and a joyous day with his family. He realized that his life isn't so bad after all, and went home with his head held high. He was then eaten by a vicious looking 7.

What do you call a Mexican? Whatever his name is you racist.

racism...deal with it!

What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy? Nothing. He can't talk, just makes awful noises and hand gestures.

Last week, one of my ex girlfriends called me. She said she had to tell me some bad news. "I don't know how to tell you this but I have AIDS. I really didn't know how to reply to that so I said the only thing I could say. "Yeah, I know."

Knock Knock. Whose there? ..............

what did the boy with cancer get for christmas? i dont know he's jewish

Why don't mummies take vacations? They're dead.

Q. why did the plane crash? A. because the pilot was a loaf of bread

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was stapled to a deer

The fox said to the walrus, "Hatee-hatee-hatee-ho!" And the walrus replied, "Goo-Goo-g'joob".

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why did Suzy Fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Suzy.

The MLS

Why did the girl kill herself? she was depressed.

What do you call a pool filled with black people? A pool

Q: Why do homeless people smell bad? A: Because they live on the street and they dont take showers it's very sad sometimes.

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