- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Scientific fact: If you took all the veins from your body and laid them end to end, you would die.

A man walks into a bar... The steal bar hurt his face and had to get stitches.

What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Fish don't run.

Whats slippery and wet? A wet slipper.

Jim bean takes out a can of- Let me guess- No.

What is you problem!? Im retarded, what is your problem?

Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One is fun to smash and the other one is a watermelon.

Carl has 300 candy bars. He eats 295. What does Carl have? Diabetes. Carl has diabetes.

How many dead babies can you fit in my car? None, I don't allow anyone to put dead babies in my car.

Knock knock How is ? Bond ,James Bond!

why did the holocaust not die because black people are scared of fuck

Cool story bro. Tell it again.

Why didn't Jimmy ever get his butt of the couch? His butt was nailed to it and he was also dead. Why didn't his parents save him? they died before he did.

What did the dog say to the cat Nothing dogs cant talk

what is the difference between the black orphan and the white orphan.... the black orphan died after i raped it

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

If you posten bout Kony I feel bad for you son. Cause ive snached 99 children and you pst saved none jesse

whats black and white? a zebra

What did Mars say to warn Prehistoric Earth before an asteroid hit it? Nothing, sound can't travel through space, it's a vacuum. The dinosaurs will be missed.

How do you make a mime cry? Hit him with an axe

What's the difference between men and coca-cola? I don't like coca-cola

Whats Brown and Sticky A) a stick

A potato walked into a bar and ordered a large bowl of french fries

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