Have you seen Whitney Houston's new house? Neither has she.

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WHO LET THE DOGS OUT?!?!?!!! Not Michael Vick.

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"I see." said the blind man to his deaf son.

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Why did the man stop eating? Because he took an arrow to the knee.

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Q: What's black and white and rape kids? A: Pandas, I lied about the rape.

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What do you call a man named Cornelius? Well, he prefers to go by his middle name, Eric, because he was teased as a child for being named Cornelius.

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Female rights.

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What is the difference between a seal and an armadillo? They are both aquatic animals, except for the armadillo.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Scott Scott who? Scott Henderson. Oh my god Scotty! I haven't seen you since highschool, please come in.

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Why does the man ignore his wife? Because he is dead.

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Every first letter of an innappropriate body part is how it actually looks like: Penis, Vagina, Boobs

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why did the mokey fall out of the tree because it was dead.

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Two Muffins in an oven One muffin looks at the other muffin and says: "Oohhhh it's hot in here!". Then the other muffin says: "Oohhhh a talking muffin!"

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither Has He.

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So this guy walks into a bar and– Nevermind it's really not that funny.

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What do Bruce Lee and Michael Jackson have in common? They are both dead

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sometimes when im bored i dress in white pour water on the ground and roll around in it and pretend im a papertowel

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How many of my Dad's "fishing buddies" have gone down to the basement for a "meeting", but never returned? 37 so far. I'm concerned. I seriously have never seen my dad fish. Pretty sure he doesn't own a fishing pole.

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A black man walks Into a bar.

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Holy shit Lawman! Next thing we know Nero comes back from the death! Seriously get over here stat and get "my men" under control here! So that last damn Moral was for you! I never understood why he picked me, so he never picked me at all... Man am I relieved! Do you ever fucking get tired of playing the hero? I basically ended up declaring war on Nero`s on people here, what should I do?

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Two straight men walk into a gay bar and promptly forget why they went to a gay bar when they are both clearly heterosexual.

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What did the Catholic priest say after he fell off a cliff? AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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I was going to tell a Holocaust joke, but I Jews not to. Anne Frankly, it's disrespectful. I'm sure you did Nazi that Hitlerious anti-joke coming.

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Why couldn't the little girl see in the dark? She had no eyes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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