How to confuse a dumbass: see previous post.

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Why did the girl drop out of school? She was being sexually assaulted by her mothers alcoholic boyfriend and was having trouble coping.

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What did jesus REALLY say while walking on water? "I really hope I find a nice patch of sand to swim in."

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Did you hear about that superman guy? He died.

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DON'T TOUCH MY DUCK, IT HAS A ONE DOLLAR BILL

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Your momma's so fat she has diabetes.

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Knock Knock -Who's there I eat mipe -I eat mipewho hahahah -Oh I'm gonna beat your ass

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what do you call a monkey? a monkey

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Knock Knock! Who is there? I am the milkman and I have your milk.

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A man walks into a bar and the barman says "Why the long face?" And the man replies "I am severely deformed".

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What do you call a gathering of Asians? A chinkfest

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What did the lone KKK member do when he passed 10 large, muscular black men in the street? He did not tell them that he was a member of the KKK.

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What do you can an astronaut with an apple? Never mind, I have a boner.

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A little girl was curious about where people come from so she asked a very controversial question. Girl goes up to her mother and ask "Mommy, where do babies come from?" Mother replies "Ask daddy." Girl says "Daddy, where do babies come from?" Father replies "Ask the dog." Girl then goes up to her dog and says "Doggy, where do babies come from?" The dog doesn't reply because it's a dog.

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Aww Eliza, thanks for being around in spirit, dont leave yet, I am kinda having breathing problems, and Alice says my something levels are dropping because I need solid food, please dont leave, I cant tell time even with a watch, but would you mind waiting a bit? Ill eat fast, somehow.

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What did the prostitute get for Christmas Money

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There was 3 floors in a building. The man outside was watering plants. The man on the first floor was doing laundry. The man on the second floor was peeing out the window because the toilet wasn't working. The man on the third floor was cutting vegetables and accidentally dropped his knife out the window. Now, the four men all went out to tell what they did that day. The man on the third floor said that he was cutting veggies and dropped his knife out the window. The man on the second floor said that he got his wiener cut off. The man on the first floor said that he was just doing laundry. Then, the man outside said that he was watering plants and found a delicious sausage on the ground and he ate it.

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Potassium? K.

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A cat walks by a chineese buffet, the owner kindly puts food and water outside the door so it doesnt die

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what do you get when you mix a shit zoo and a pitbull......"bull shit" oh this joke sucks well my life is over

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Chuck Norris is so strong that he could bench almost 250 pounds in his heyday.

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My friends new nickname is hawk-eye! He is a jackass...

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Do you love me? No.

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