- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If life throws you cars, you are probably on LSD.

How many immature people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 69

nock nock who's there? bob bob who? bob franklin let me in 'cause i'm freezing!

Why don't Black people Dream? Because the last one that did got shot.

An Asian walks into a Chinese restaurant. Then he decides that he would prefer Mexican instead, and drives to a Taco Bell.

what did the boy say when his friend was having a panic attack? "don't panic!" rather earnestly in the hope that his friend's breathing returned to normal as panic attacks can be very uncomfortable and place too great a strain upon the cardio and respiratory functions.

If you give a mouse a cookie... you're destroying their natural diet.

i killed a blind guy when he wasnt looking

How many babiess it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he was mauled by a tiger.

Yo mamas so fat when she was standing on a scale a girl walked by and said hey thats my phone number! Yo mamas so fat she broke the family tree!

Whats green and turns red at the push of a button A frog in a blender

What do you get when you mix a dog with a pool table? I don't know.

Why did the man say ow? He got his dick caught in his zipper.

What's worse than a mentally retarded boy screaming in your ear while your sitting in the waiting room at the doctors? 2 retarded boys screaming in your ears while your sitting in the waiting room at the doctors.

Did you hear about the alter boy that wasn't molested by a priest?

Why was Harry arrested? Because he stabbed multiple children.

what was the last pizza place the twin towers ordered from? Domino's

Why did little Suzy fall of the Swing? Someone threw a fridge at her.

A duck walks into a bar. Then he walks out.

Why did the boy eat the apple. He really likes apples.

Poop!!

Knock knock. Who's there? The police The police who? Sir, your wife is dead.

How many black men does it take to change a light bulb? One, they're really capable people, unless they're handi-capped then they'll ask someone else to do it for them.

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