- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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HAHA i just read a joke!!! and i liked it! :D to bad you dont know what page it was on... wanna know?... YOUR..... #1 LALALA

How do you keep a dummy in suspense for 24 hours? Tell him his wife suffered from a severe concussion and that he'll have to wait until morning to see if she's okay

There is a wire, Let's put it on fire, The fire spread so did your legs, Now were both lying dead on your bed.

A black man, a Muslim man, and a Jewish man walk into a bar so the bartender says, "Get the f*** out."

A man scratches his ankle and says " my nuts are itchy" a woman looks at him questionly. realizing he had been watched, he lifted the bottom of his pant leg and showed to woman that he had stuffed his socks with pecans.

Q: Imagine you are driving a boat, but the wheel falls off. So how many pancakes can you fit in that box? A: None, because the oranges couldn't talk!

Why do women fake orgasms? Because they want to give men the impression that they have climaxed.

knock! knock! Who's there ...So y do you have a peep whole?

A black man with a blond beard came to deliver me a pizza. I paid him, tipped him, and closed my door. I forgot the pizza. Dammit.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he’d rather be road kill, than be in the KFC right across the street,inside a kids meal,dead.

What happened when the black man approached a dinosaur? Nothing, for dinosaurs were eradicated from the face of the earth 135 million years ago.

Knock knock Who's there Banana Bananas can't talk. Crap he's on to me

How do you get a woman out of a car? You drive it into a river and her body will float to the top.

What's the difference between a pizza and a jew. One's a tasty delicious snack and the other one's a pizza.

what happens when a white guy goes to harlem he gets robbed by 5 to 10 black men

Their was three black men that walked into a bar. They then ordered three drinks and had sex... I lied about walking into a bar

What do potatoes wear to bed? Potatoes don't sleep and don't wear clothes.

why did chuck norris walk on water? because he's chuck norris

What's the difference between a horse and a unicorn? Horses are real.

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Who you gonna call? Gobstoppers

A horse walks into a bar. Bartender: why the long face Horse: I'm dying of an incurable cancer...

what's the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? when you slap a mosquito it stops sucking:)

A father was driving with his son. The Son asked " have you been in a car accident in the past 10 years"? The father replys " did you know you HAD 4 siblings"?

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