Do you work at subway? Because you are giving me a footlong. Yes, please, on white bread, with turkey, ham, white cheddar, and all of the vegetables. Maybe a little bit of sweet onion sauce and sub sauce. Sure, that will be a combo with chips. Thank you very much.

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Why did sally fall off the swing? she had no arms of legs. Knock Knock Whos there? Not sally.

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whats more serious than rape the holocaust

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Why was 6 afraid of 7.... because 7 was black

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what do yo call two dog? dogs.

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How can you tell if someones gay? You ask them.

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What's worse than being swallowed by a blue whale? Being swallowed by a bule whale with herpes.

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yo mama so fat, she weighs 478 pounds and is in high risk of cardiovascular dieses and/or heart failure.

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BOB:john John:what? BOB:4:59 seconds to get rid of it

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Whats black and cant read white paper? An African

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An american man, chinese man, black man, and a Mexican man walk into a bar. The american man says i want to show you guys a trick, so they go to the empire state building and the american man jumps off the side and comes back up alive. He tells them i will do it one more time, watch closely. So he jumps off and comes back alive. The american guy tells the chinese man to do it. So the chinese guy jumps off and dies. Then the american guy tells the mexican to jumps off, sonhe does it. The mexican man dies and the black guy is told to do it and he is afraid, but still does it, he dies. The american man goes back to the bar and the barkeep says "Superman you can be a real dick when your drunk!"

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What do you call it when you take cheese that isn't yours? Stolen bitch, your under-arrest!

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there was a rich kid strolling in the woods.he saw a bear, HE DIED

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What do you call a room with an oven and ten Jews in it? A kitchen.

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What did the boy eat for dinner? Shit.

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Person 1- Ask me if I am a tree Person 2- Ok, are you a tree? Person 1- Nope

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah...

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Last night, I awoke to the unsettling sound of an alarm. My initial thought was fire. However, after analyzing the situation, I realized that it was only my alarm clock. I turned off the alarm clock, and got out of bed. Then my brother walked in my room and hit me in the face with a toaster.

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How did the polar bear get the bottle of coke? He killed the little boy

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Q. What's worst than getting kicked in the balls ? A. The holacaust

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Why couldnt the woman wear her new necklace? She was decapitated

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Q: How do you make Helen Keller cry? A: Casually remind her that she is both blind and deaf.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7 7 was osama bin laden

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ask me if i'm a tree are you a tree? No.

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