Roses are red violets are blue you have cancer......

Whats Stupider than john? Nothing.. he's certifiably retarded

What do your mum and dad have in common Not much your dads dead

What's liquid, clear, and tastes like water? H20

How do you save Africa. Put a rash of bacon in and envelope.

What did the doctor say to his patient with cancer? "You have cancer...".

What do you call an asian that is black? Please tell me, I was asking a question.

When life gives you lemons, make beef stew.

Why do black people like fried chicken? Well you see....

Hey guys I'm more of a Nets fan.

I grunt when I poop.

What's blue and looks just like water? Water.

What is blue and on the bottom of the pool. A drowned baby

What's worse than 1 bee sting ? 2 bee stings What's worse than 2 bee stings ? the holocaust what's worse than the holocaust ? 3 bee stings

Whats worse the people posting real jokes on (Anti Jokes)? 911

If you spill milk Don't cry over it..... Clean it up.

What do you call a black man called Jermaine? Jermaine!

What's up? The sky. What's down? Your mom: she was stabbed

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you touch yourself at night.

how much did the asian man pay for his operation? nothing. he's dead.

Where do five gay guys walk? Where ever they choose to. this is a free country, where people are free to travel as they please, despite what their sexual orientation may be. Jerk.

IM SEXY AND I KNOW IT Chrysanthemums are pretty but toads and people are damn to horny

Why did the priest take a little boy into the back room? To talk about the boy's future.

Making jokes about 9/11 is just plane wrong.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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