- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How is a cloud like orange juice? A: Neither have wheels.

Q: What is the differenc between a lamborghini and a pile of dead babys? A: I dont have a lamborghini my garage.

You know what is worse than being dead...being at a Justin Bieber concert

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's Roses are red...

Knock knock. Who's there? You're adopted.

What did the parakeet say to the grapefruit? Nothing. Parakeets can't speak.

What do you say to a homeless man sat in a train station? That there is a homeless shelter around the corner.

ronald wants to join a gym, they tell him to lose 20 pounds before coming back or else.....

Q: How do you call a group of animals? A: Llama.

What is a Mexicans favorite sport? Tennis.

Roses are red violents are blue I have 5 figures and the middle one is for you

How do you give an 80 year old man a heart attack? Hold a gun to his head

What do you call this? A sentence in English.

- Do you want to hear a joke? - No. - Ok.

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how do you beat the system? throw your xbox out a window.

Why did the little girl fall off of the swing? Because she has no arms. Why did the little child orphan with no arms or legs get for christmas? CANCER and for his birthday A.I.D.S. R.I.P little orphan

Why did Bob fall off the swim? He had no arms or legs.

Harold Camping and the May 21st 2011 rapture.....

What is yellow and smells like a flower? A yellow flower :)

How do you define an unsatisfactory kitchen? It won't have a woman chained to the oven.

How do you know if your friend is dead? You shoot him in the face!

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the monkey

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