- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What has eight wheels and cost more than a Lamborghini? Two Lamborghinis.

how do you confuse a blond? put them in a circle room and tell them to sit in the corner

Why was everyone screaming bloody murder? Their home team won

what is big, grey and sits in the middle of a field. A filing cabinet

Dani Barton is a stupid GIRL

your mother is so fat, she possesses her own orbit

So, how 'bout that airline food?

Hellen Keller walks into a bar. Well, at least she thinks she did.

black people are white when i use night gogles

What did the tide say to the sea?ANSWER-- Long time no sea. LOL Issaiah from OHIO yolo

Why did the Mexican jump of the roof? Because he had a serious meth addiction that was destroying his family and he could not live with the awful things he did to get his fix.

what can you say about a midget dressed as a clown? he had a terrible childhood.

What green and has wheels? grass I lied about the wheels

Whats worse than a fart joke? A queef joke.

why didn't the boy get any presents for his birthday? because when his dad went to the store to get him some presents he ended up buying presents for himself like a huge douchebag.... and the apple doesn't fall from the tree so his son is a douchebag too and doesn't deserve presents.

bill goes to the room.. why? to fing a broom riddle boz full of burtiouse.

Why is it interesting to watch your mum shower? It's Not, its sick you pervert

What has an orange t shirt A dick I lied about the shirt

What's hard when you eat a vegetable? The wheelchair.

Anti pick up line: Boy: If I could re arrange the letters I would put U and I together. Girl: Oh really because if I could rearrange the letters I would put F and U together By Adam Chebali

Wait what? What if you use the what what? Sorry I am still like super hypnotic trippy, dont worry though, I dont want it to end.

What's worse than having sex with a woman who has been dead for 10 minutes? Having sex with a woman who has been alive for 10 minutes.

How do you confuse a blond? Look at her

Yo momma so fat, when she steps on the scales it reads 90kg

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