- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How is a cloud like orange juice? A: Neither have wheels.

Q: What is the differenc between a lamborghini and a pile of dead babys? A: I dont have a lamborghini my garage.

You know what is worse than being dead...being at a Justin Bieber concert

how do you get your son or daughters attention? break down the door to their room and promptly begin beating them with a wooden baseball and then tie them up to a chair and torture them for 24 hours.

Q. What happened to the kid with 1 arm and 1 leg and 1 arm and 1 leg A. He had a seisure, then got hit by a bus

There once was a man from Nantucket. He decided to sail to Portland. He cast off and was never seen again.

What do you call a man bathing with a toaster Electrocuted

Q: How did the blonde girl get into Harvard? A: hard work, dedication, and a perfect SAT score.

why couldnt helen keller drive she was a woman

What did the teenage girl text her friend while driving? It doesn't matter, she's dead now. Don't text and drive.

A cowboy rides into town and stays the weekend but then leaves on Wednesday, how is this possible? He was alive for the weekend and died on Sunday, his body left on Wednesday. Now get a job and be happy with your life.

what happens when you piss on a dead monkey nothing you just lose the urge to pee O.o

What's orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot

whats fat and ugly ? aidan slattery

What did the Pope say to the homosexual couple? Welcome to the community.

what is the difference between a black person and a little boy with autism .... the boy with autism is smarter with more education than the black person

What's better than winning the Special Olympics? Walking.

What did the president do for the people? ...

Why did jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms or legs Knock knock Who's there? Not jimmy

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was being dragged to his death by an 18 wheeler.

What do you call a black man riding a plane? A black man riding a plane.

how do u get to your favorite chinese restaurant? wok.

Why didn't Johnny get into college? Because Johnny is retarded.

Once upon a time, there were two brothers jumping on a bed. Q: The one stopped. Why? A: His brother fell off, cracked his head, started uncontrollably bleeding and died.

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