- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you kill a fox? With a gun. How do you kill a deer? With a gun.

What happened when the nigga looked up his family tree? A gorilla shit in his face

What is a dog's favorite color? None,dogs have colorblindness.

A guy walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The guy didn't respond because he was deaf.

This couple is having the most passionate sex ever one night, and the guy cums before he gets a chance to pull out. He gets the woman pregnant. Now they are married.

whats the differnce between a cadilack and a pile of dead babies? theres no cadilack in the back of my car1 >.>

Roses are red and i like Pie but seriously, i don't care if you die

What do you call a person trying to rob a store with no arms? Peter Pan

wots brown and smells like shite shite

you walk into a bar Griffin: 'are you ok'

Stoner Student: "Imagine if El Nino and La Nina got together and started a family and had little Los Ninos." Class Nerd: "Yeah."

koala's try to hit on teddy bears...... desperate even though we know extinction's comin

Yo mama so fat , when she went to the doctors office and stepped on the scale they said please, your weight, not your phone number .

What do you do when a taco eater gives you guacamole? Thank him, and politely smash it in the face of the nearest trashy tourist.

What do a plum and a rabbit have in common? They are both purple except for the rabbit.

im not food

How many dead babies does it take to paint a room? This is impossible as dead babies are incapable of achieving such a feat.

why was the teenage girl crying? She was molested as a child

What do you call Bilbo Baggins when you use him for pleasure? Dildo Baggins

Q: Why did your mom cross the street? A: Because she was so ugly that she fell off both sides of the bed

What do an elephant and a grape have in common? They're both purple... except for the elephant.

why did the window washer lose his job. because he fell off and died.

what is a chicken answer: chicken

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? Get in the car

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