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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call two black guys holding up a store? Really strong.

A schizophrenic walks into a bar. He has dual personalities and does not realize that he has murdered his family.

why did the monkey buy a shoe? to put em on!!!!

Q: Why was the boy so sad? A: His parents were just killed in a car wreck, therefore orphaning him and his five brothers and sisters and leaving them with no money, food, or shelter due to lack of steady income and the fact that their house had been foreclosed on.

How do you wake up Lady GaGa? Poke her Face.

What did the jewish boy get for Christmas? Nothing.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He was being taken to the slaughter house

Why didn't the door open? Because it was locked

What's better than fornicating two 4 year old twins? Killing their parents in front of them before you do.

What do you call a white hankerchief dipped into the red sea? Wet.

How did the drug addict die? He got shot in a drive-by.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? .....Neither have they.

What do you get when you cross a pumpkin with a kangaroo? An irrelevant punchline.

An owl and a squirrel watch a farmer walk by. The owl turns to the squirrel and says nothing because owls are not capable of human speech. The owl then eats the squirrel because the owl is a bird of prey.

How many dinosaurs does it take to screw in a light bulb? Well, if you're talking about T. Rexes, you can forget about it! Their arms are too short to do anything! They can't even beat off!

If there's something strange in the neighborhood, who you gonna call? The police, because it's obviously a darky that's up to no good.

You're flying above the Kansas Ocean, you lose your brakes and have to paddle all the way to shore. How many dogs can you fit on a carousel? Blue, because Ice Cream is cold.

Nicole: Shove it where the sun don't shine! Katlyn: I'm richer than you! Nicole: Shut your frickin' mouth! Katlyn: You'll be bankrupt! (This conversation was recorded while Nicole and Katlyn were playing Monopoly. They both died in a car accident later that day...)

knock knock whos there? orange orange who? orange you pissed off your wifes taking in the ass from another guy right now?

Whats the difference between a Corvette and a dead bag of babies. -there's not a Corvette in my garage

whats your name whats the color of the sky whats the oppisite of down

How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a light bulb? Only one and it is politically incorrect to assume otherwise.

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