Jesse is so fat, his weight on his scale says " hahaha gotta love childhood obesity"

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What do you call a muffin with frosting? A cupcake

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There were three guy's caught trespassing on a farmers land. The farmer said he wont kill them if they did what they were told, he told everyone to pick one fruit. The 1st guy came to him with grapes. The farmer told him to shove it up his butt so he did, the 2nd guy came to the farmer with orange, the farmer told him to shove them up his butt but the guy kept laughing, the farmer got angry and snapped whats so funny? My buddy over over there is picking watermelons.

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What's the funniest thing about the holocaust? Nothing it wasn't a joke

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen. Its was her funeral

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Knock Knock. Knockin on Heavens door, oh hey come in

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Why is a giraffe's neck so long? Because its head is so far away from its body.

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A:Hi, do you like to blow bubbles? B:Yea... A:Hi, my names bubbles

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Roses are Gray, Violets are Gray, I am color-blind, I hate my life

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My friend told me to jump right off a cliff That's impossible since this cliff goes left...

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What's blue and has two windows ? The sky, i lied about the windows.

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What's funny? A joke. What's funnier than a joke? Two jokes.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? 9,405 licks (this may not be reliable I lost count since I kinda just bit it)

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What is worse then having no dad? Russian dad that hates you a lot and wishes you drawn in vodka.

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Why couldn't the fan turn on? Because it was broken.

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Why did the man lose his job at the orange juice factory? Because the economy is shitty and none of the higher ups are willing to take a pay cut and they’re still paying themselves massive bonuses, the result of which are layoffs across all departments.

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why did the mom beat up her son with downs because he was matt daly

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Friend: What do you call a farting dog? Me: A canine releasing built up pressure as a result of excess carbon-based gases produced by the synthesizing and decompositional digestive reactions in the stomach and intestines. Friend: ... Who is a nerd, pointless, has no social life, and cant take a joke? Me: No one. No one but you is that exceptionally lacking in character.

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Why did the fat Jew cross the road? To go to the bicycle shop to fix his puncture

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Where does someone who has lost his arm, has a bleeding head, is mentally ill, has strep throat, and lung cancer go? Too late, they died.

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What is an anti joke? It's jokes about jews, blacks, and walking out of bars LIKE AN IRISHMAN

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What's more annoying than a mosquito? the Sandy Hook Massacre

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A black man, a chinese man, and a dog decide to have a race. Unfortunately, they are shot by a sniper on a roof while still in the planning stages.

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What do you get if you cross a egg and toast? Egg n soldiers.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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