- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Have you ever seen the episode of the powerpuff girls where they save the day?

Who won the race across the highway, the Mexican or the Frenchman? Neither, as they were struck by a mac truck when attempting to run across the highway and were both killed instantly on impact.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because, the Farmer had treated the Chicken and the rest of his family with great distaste, thus angering the Chicken to the point of rebellion against the Farmer with hopes of inspiring the other abused farm animals to act likewise.

Why did the bus driver lose his family in a car accident? Bc the little boy was seeking revenge

Am I a cat? No, I am a human; cat's cannot type.

What did the homeless guy get for Christmas? Nothing, he's homeless.

Where was little Sara when the bomb went off? Everywhere. "Knock Knock" "Who's there?" Sara's hands

Why didn't the black man eat a packet of crisps? Because he didn't have any.

What did the lawyer say to a lawyer? We're both lawyers.

know whats funnier than 24? 25.

What do you call a 5 year old with no friends? A sandy hook survivor

A horse walks into the bar. The bartender asks "why the long face" Turns out the horse's family died that evening.

How many Jews does it take to change a lightbulb? Depends on how big the lightbulb is

Q: Why are Cats called Lolcat? A: They forgot to put "i" between l & c

Your mama is so stupid she has an IQ lower than an average person.

What's the difference between a black man and a bench? A bench is an inanimate object.

What do you call it when you see a black man break his arm? There isn't really any name but I suggest he seeks medical attention.

Whats a Quires favorite type of sport?--- A contact sport

I DON'T KNOW WHAT WE'RE YELLING ABOUT!!! LOUD NOISES!!!

A have a black guy in my family tree. He married my cousin a few years back

A woman walks into a bar. Since having equal rights, she too falls unconcious..... Several men walk toward the bar

Do you have to make frequent trips to the bathroom? Do you have a weak or broken stream? Do you leave the bathroom feeling satisfied? Do your frequent trips to the bathroom interrupt everyday activities? Well you should take Lunesta and just sleep. Then you wouldn't have this problem.

Why was sally mopping the floor? Because she was a slave

I have the answer to why the child stepped on a ball-he was dumb

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