- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Very, very hungry.

What happened when the prisoner dropped the soap? He picked it up.

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One's fun to hit with a sledgehammer and the other is a watermelon.

How many Babies can be drowned in a toliet at once? idk the bathtub is much more convienient

a fat man walks into a bar and gets laughed at because his shoes are untied

Why did the dead baby cross the road? It didn't it's a dead baby!

Once upon a time, a duck named Jim went to work, he went up to the steps to his new job and and he was paid all day to sit in a hot tub. Little did he know it was a boiling pot and he was served at Christmas dinner

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is dead.

What did Britney Spears say to the Mexican? Hit me baby Juan more time.

Did i just hear a joke about birds? No? Well this is Hawkward.

why couldnt james zatts swim? he was half black

my hand is a DOLPHIN!

Back in my day,we used to have Johnny Cash,Bob Hope and Steve Jobs. Now we have higher divorce rates.

why did the asian man get straight A's? because he worked hard and studied everyday

What's the difference between a black man and and a bag of crap? A lot, but mostly the bag

Tim: Hey Jennifer, do you wanna hear a joke? Jennifer: Okay Tim: Knock knock Jennifer: Who's there Tim: It's me Tim, you idiot

An Irishman, an Englishman, and a Scottishman walks into a bar. They had a good time.

There are no stupid Questions just stupid people

Q: what do you call a man eating some chicken ? A: a hungry man (hahahahahahaha.......i should get a life)

what is the difference between my pubes and my actualy hair on my head.... my pubes didnt fall off when i went trough chemo

Why was the woman in the kitchen? Because she is enjoying the meal her husband has prepared for her after a long day at her second full-time job of the day

Why didn't the man get to see his family on Christmas? He was blind.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

What's funny about water, food, and shelter? Nothing, those are essential necessities to live your life, unless you have chains attached to your ankles with bricks on the other end and you're thrown in the middle of the ocean with no chance what so ever

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