hey did you hear about Osama bin laden? He was found by the CIA and killed on account of his atrocious actions.

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Why didn't the man stop at the stop sign? He was violently killed turning at the last intersection

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How do you get rid of an STD? You give it to someone else.

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knock knock whos there? nobody

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A mexican and a black were in a cop car. Who was driving it? The Mexican, he was a cop and the black person was his assistant.

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Q: A football coach walks into a bank. Why? A: Because one of his players is suffering from terminal cancer and he needs governmental funding for the team to play the big game against their rivals and to win, in hopes the kid will recover. Q: Why did the football coach go into the bank again? A: To receive more money to find a new running back.

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There's 2 guys in a Y shaped road. One road leads to a cliff with deadly alligators below the river. The other road leads to the village. You can ask both of the guys one question to which leads to the village. However, one guy always tells the truth and the other guy always tells a lie. How do you get to the village? GPS

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Your mother is so fat, that if she had 8 clones of her, they would probably not be able to stand in the elevator together due to the maximum capacity, and safety hazard.

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why did the black man die? the man bled out, and doctors did everything they could.

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Why is a frog green? Because it was born that way

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What makes men cry? The realization that humanity is completely pointless in the infinitely expanding universe and thus any action to try and improve human life is also a complete farce.

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When I was in 4th grade, I was fat. The other kids would take my lunch and spit in all the food, then give it back. Teachers started to wonder why I wasn't eating, and soon began to ask me if I was anorexic. I replied, "do I look anorexic!?" I'm now 6 foot 3 and weigh 56 pounds. *FUN FACT: based on a heartwarming true story.

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Why did the man remain calm when the judge passed the death sentence? Because he was in another country and had no connection with the case.

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Knock knock (who's there) Orange ( orange who) orange you glad to see

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Q :Why cant mexicans be firemen A :because they get mixed up by Hosea and Hose B

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What's the difference between Al Gore and a slab of formica? Many things, most obvious being that Al Gore is a conscious being.

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A homeless man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "What will it be?" The homeless man says, "Nothing. I have no money."

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Feminism.

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knock knock whos there? IRS Oh....

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Why did the boy punch a little kid in the face? Because he was a bully and liked to feel superior.

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Whats better than ten dead babys in one trashcan??? One dead baby in ten trashcans.

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What do you call a white basketball player? A very athletic hardworking dedicated human being.

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Why shouldn't you drink and drive? Because you might hit a bump and spill your drink.

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Why do black men like bit butts? Because they can not lie.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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