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Why did Rosie drop her ice cream? She was hit by a bus...

How many baby's does it take to paint a wall Depends on how hard you throw them

Q: why did the train not make it to the station? A: it crashed and killed everybody on board.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse says "I have Cancer."

Why was the black man lynched? Because he was found by angry racists in the 1930's.

Q:How meny jews can u fit in a mini? A:5 in the seats and 1 million in the ashtray.

Whats worse than a bullet in the head? i have no idea, i have never been shot in the head so i'm not sure what to compare it to.

Q: What do you say to someone who makes fun of you and is bigger than you? A: Nothing, you just punch him in the toe and run away

how did the blonde get a concussion? she didnt see the pole in front of her.

What happens when a black guy jumps you? Well its no diffrent to when anyone else jumps you!

Why was the little boy crying He had a frog stapled to his head

How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a light bulb? wanna go ride bikes?

A priest, a minister and a rabbit were seated next to each other on an airplane. They all had to pay for lunch.

Hello we are from the church of the latter day saints.

A man walks into a bar He drinks the night away with his friends *Plot Twist* It was a dream He has no friends.

1-1 was a race horse, 1-2 was one too, 1-1 won one once and 1-2 won one too

Three Kids dressed as a bear, a chicken, and a penguin walk into a bar. The bartender asks the to leave as they are all under the legal drinking age.

Three men stumble upon an ancient lamp in the desert. They sell it to a museum and split the profit evenly.

The Holocaust is worse than any number of bee stings. Unless, of course, bees separated people of certain ethnic backgrounds from their families and killed them off bit by bit by stinging them.

Q:What do you call a black man that got to the moon and back in a space rocket? A: A golfer, he is a pro golfer now!

What did the fat girl use on Wii Fit? Cheat Codes.

What's black and always in the back of a cop car? The seat.

How many Nazis does it take to screw in a light bulb? One. Their domestic handiness was not impeded by their warped sense of entitlement and racial superiority.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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