Ask me if I'm a grapefruit. Are you a grapefruit? No.

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Why did the hipster burn his tongue? He was in a terrible car crash in which the fuel tank exploded.

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So I was standing in line at the grocery store and this little old lady let me cut in front of her. It was neat.

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WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?... CAUSE HE FELT LIKE IT, IDIOT

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Found out my dad was gay the other day. Now I have to take him to dance clubs, take him to musicals and find the man who gave birth to me.

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What do you call a Puerto Rican, a Blonde, and an African woman in a taxi cab? Three people who happen to be traveling to the same location at the same point in time.

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Why did people run from the chicken? Because they didnt want to get bit by the chicken

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Why did the clown fall out of the helicopter?? Gravity

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What do you call a dead baby who died by getting ran over by a car? Jimmy

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You know what rhymes with school? Hell.

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A girl and a boy where sitting on a couch together. The boy told the girl politly that she hass gained a significant amount of weight and should lose it. She then pulled out a candy bar in her back pocket and shoved it down his throat, to which he suffocated, because she was on her period when to comment was made.

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What doesn't kill you makes you stronger. Accept for cancer.

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What is the funniest joke in the world? Written.

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Why was the kindergarten teacher crying? a child had just choked to death

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What did the man do after he got in his car with out his keys? He started it up and drove Away

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Why did the scientist go to the hospital? because he was experimenting with dangerous chemicals, and they exploded in his unsuspecting face. He doesn't have skin now.

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Whats better than sitting here writing anti jokes? Sitting in ENGLISH and writing anti jokes. Shoutout to Link Deas

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Why cant Stevie Wonder and Ray Charles read? Because they are blind you racist.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why the f*** do so many people ask this question?

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Your at your local street corner and find a woman, the fact that she has balls dose not stop you from inviting her into your car.

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why was the man sad? he found out his wife was man .

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A young girl walks out of a bar then gets raped.

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What's worse than a worm in your holocaust? An apple.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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