That awkward moment when you walk in on your economics teacher shagging Danii ... Anyone ?

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why did the little boy die? He had AIDS

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A young girl walks out of a bar then gets raped.

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Throw your crépe right into an ocean Where an octopus can get it in all the commotion With the crépe and the ocean and the oc-to-pus

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he was mauled by a tiger.

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Three construction workers, an Italian guy, a Mexican guy, and a American guy are sitting on top of a building eating lunch. The Italian is tired of eating meatballs, the Mexican is eating a burrito, and the American is eating a cheeseburger. They are all fed up with eating the same lunch every day. The next day they all jump off the building for unrelated reasons. It is a tragedy and their families mourn the loss.

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How do you get a one handed man out of a tree Wave

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What did the grape say to the bannana? Nothing.

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Why did Sarah fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah.

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Knock knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who? Doctor dog

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Friends are a lot like trees... ...they fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe.

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What's worse than a mentally retarded boy screaming in your ear while your sitting in the waiting room at the doctors? 2 retarded boys screaming in your ears while your sitting in the waiting room at the doctors.

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Where do 5 gay guys go????? One Direction.

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How many babiess it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them.

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women's rights

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How many black guys can fit in a minivan? Eight.

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Why did the black man almost go to jail? He rolled a 6 in monopoly, if it was a 7, he would've been sent straight to jail without passing "go"

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Why did Sally fall of the swing set? Because she got hit with a mattress

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Knock knock. Who's there? The police The police who? Sir, your wife is dead.

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what did the little boy say to his sibling? dat not funny!

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Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I have Alzheimer's Hey i just met you

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One cow, determined to make a difference in the world, gets killed in a meat packing plant. We killed him, and we killed his dreams.

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What do you call two gay black men in one sleeping bag? There names

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What 10 inches long and wont be getting sucked this valentines day? Whitney Houstons crack pipe

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