- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I told a joke to my friends. They laughed.

whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? a pizza does not have a heart

Why is Michael Jackson bad at the piano? Because he is dead.

What's black and blue, and read all over? The Merriam-Webster dictionary.

my gramma died

a doctor came into the room after receiving a woman's test results for lung cancer. the woman says, "is it negative or positive doctor?" the doctor looks at the woman and says, "it's negative, congratulations."

A Christian asks God why there is so much pain and suffering in the world. Everyone around him moves away from the grown man talking to his imaginary friend.

yo mamas so fat that when she wears a bathing suit people go "wow, that women is fat"

You know what makes me smile? Face muscles

A baby seal walks into a club. He is immediately escorted out because babies are not allowed in clubs.

What's long and hard, and has cum in it? A cucumber

Why did the girl run to school Because a lion was chasing her

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

What is the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One you can smash with a hammer and the other is just a watermelon.

Im taking a shit right now.

whats super and the champions of europe? Leeds United

why did the chicken cross the road ask jake darby

What did the Jewish boy get for Christmas? Nothing, Jews celebrate Hanukkah.

Which of the following is the biggest? A. 7 B. 17 C. 71 D. Yo mama

Where's my tractor?

Gary: Stick your tongue out and say "I live in a pirate ship" Bruce: sticks tongue out "I lib inna pile of shiiit."

Q: How did the girl in high school become so popular? A: She got pregnant

Why did Sally fall off the swings? Because she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Not sally

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