- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why were the 3 men wearing black suits? They just left their mothers funeral, she died of terminal cancer.

What do you call a sheep with big teeth? Mitch

Why did little tommy fall in the well. Because he grew tired of his life of brutal Beatings and starvation, so he jumped.

Why did the orange put on the sun block? Because it was afraid of turning into a TAN-gerine!

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a convicted rapist.

Roses are red Violets are blu Doogie is gay I have no friends

What's the ultimtate guerilla camoflauge at night time? Black people.

Where does a blind person drive a car? Into a tree.

What do you call 2 black guys hanging out with a white girl? An inter-racial couple helping out their black friend whose wife just died of terminal cancer.

how do you upset a black guy kill his family :)

Q. How do you stop a clown from smiling? A. You hit it in the face with an axe.

A man walks into a bar. He enjoys a few quiet drinks with friends before returning home to his loving family.

A horse walks into a bar. The waiter asks: 'Why the long face?' The horse, not understanding English, takes a crap on the floor and walks out.

what did the man say to his dog? sex. -teagan doherty

What do you call an asian who celebrates Christmas? A christan

whoes considered the best trackstar in the world. the random jamacan who ran onto the field.

Q: How do you make Helen Keller cry? A: Casually remind her that she is both blind and deaf.

How do you kill a black man? feed him mayonase

roses are red violets are dead honey is yellow and so is head

what?

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't

why did the chicken cross the road? because his mother was dieing of terminal cancer in the hospital across the street where the bar was. he was drinking because he is an alcoholic.

A horse walks into a bar. It trips over a barstool, breaks it's leg, and is butchered and turned into canned dog food.

ha ha, I can talk and you can't.

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