- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between a duck? One of it's legs are both the same!

Q: Why was the prostitute's mouth sore? A: She had multiple cavities due to poor dental hygiene.

david weres the slug gone

What's black and white and red all over? A car in which some young hoodlum appears to have splashed a fair amount of red paint over the owner's otherwise charming checker pattern.

Homeless man....it's what's for dinner!

Bad grammers.

What did the agnostic say when he turned blue? He said "wow why am I blue?"

Why are you so gay? Because I am unequivocally attracted to the same sex.

Ask me if I'm a grapefruit. -Are u a grapefruit? NO!

what do you call a kid named kid. kid

Why did Jimmy cry? His mom raped him.

If you spill milk Don't cry over it..... Clean it up.

What did the horse with herpes say to Paul? Ney

Where did Suzie go during the bombing? Everywhere. -Tag

What's worse than 1 bee sting ? 2 bee stings What's worse than 2 bee stings ? the holocaust what's worse than the holocaust ? 3 bee stings

Why was billy made fun of his whole life? Because he's mentally retarded

what did the boy with cancer get for christmas? i dont know he's jewish

A man walks into a bar and says ouch, as the bar was made of metal and the man made forceful contact with the bar which resulted him in saying ouch.

What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy?

What is worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings What is worse than 2 bee stings? The Holocaust What is worse than the Holocaust? 3 bee stings

Where do five gay guys walk? Where ever they choose to. this is a free country, where people are free to travel as they please, despite what their sexual orientation may be. Jerk.

Knock, Knock Who's there? Anti-Joke Delivery Service. Oh, just leave it by the door.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Actually a better question would be, why is the chicken near a road in the first place?

What's the capital of Hungary? Thirtsy

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