- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

What did the hobo get for christmas? Nothing.

Why was the number 6 afraid of 7? It wasn't.

wounds are red bruises are blue I've got five fingers the middle ones for you

I killed someone on minecraft.

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? A live one underneath it. What's worse than that? It has to eat its way out. What's worse than that? It goes back for seconds.

Why don't bats have penises? They do. I tried. Menstruation.

knock knock who's there? hope

Why didn't the teenager go to high school? He was murdered

Why did Mary fall of the swing? Because she had no arms. Who pushed johnny of the cliff? Certainly not Mary

I regret everything.....

Q: What's the difference between a Chicken and a Triceratops? A: One is a Chicken and One is a Triceratops.

why is your mother dead? because i killed him.

i like how everyone hates a german version of an antijoke but no one has aknowleged the english one

How do you get the icing in the middle of a cupcake? Cupcake raper...Duh

A horse walks into a bar. It trips over a barstool, breaks it's leg, and is butchered and turned into canned dog food.

How do you kill a black man? feed him mayonase

Why was the homeless man begging for money? Because he needed money to buy liquer for his severe alcohol addiction that was slowly destroying his liver.

A guy walks into a bar. He goes to the hospital with a severe head injury and dies.

Knock Knock Who's there? A Crazy Rhinoceros

What do Tom Cruise and Santa Claus have in common? They're both Tom Cruise.

What did the mormon say when he complemented the gay person? Nothing, because mormons hate gays.

Q: How do you make Helen Keller cry? A: Casually remind her that she is both blind and deaf.

why did the chicken cross the road? because his mother was dieing of terminal cancer in the hospital across the street where the bar was. he was drinking because he is an alcoholic.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. His face bumped into something that was soft, squishy, smooth, and round... It was a balloon. Someone was having a birthday party.

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