Knock Knock! EXPLOSION!!!!

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? After losing its family, the chicken had became an adrenaline junkie and enjoyed the rush of doing such dangerous things. It subsequently became addicted to opium.

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a dyslexic made a dessert. it was a bit dry.

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Who's lower than Iran? United Arab Emirates.

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knock knock. who's there? Alticka Alticka who? Alticka pudding cup.

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There was a brunette, a blonde and a red head, They were all great friends!

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A young boy had a question and looked into the sky then his eyes got burnt from the sun and he went blind.

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Girl look at that body, girl look at that body, I got passion in my pants... Actually I lied, I got a penis and testicles in my pants, but I'm afraid to show it because people might think it's small, sorry

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What's the difference between a cult leader and a television personality? On average, 3.2 inches.

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Knock Knock! whos there? Me! I kill you!

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Diarrhea

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Where's Waldo? The cemetery, he died last week.

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CAUSE IT'S ONE, TWO, THREE STRIKES YOU'RE OUT

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knock knock who's there? Bill Bill who? Bill Smith, we went to high school together. Oh hey Bill, come on in.

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FIONN'S LIFE

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Why did the 10-year-old boy get on the computer? He had to finish a project for Social Studies, and it was due the next day.

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Why can't black guys eat babby back ribs... Beacause They are black too

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What's worse than a dead baby in a trash can? A dead baby in 10 trash cans.

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Why was the man bad at football? - he is chad henne

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What starts with f and end in uck Firetruck

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Three construction workers, an Italian guy, a Mexican guy, and a American guy are sitting on top of a building eating lunch. The Italian is tired of eating meatballs, the Mexican is eating a burrito, and the American is eating a cheeseburger. They are all fed up with eating the same lunch every day. The next day they all jump off the building for unrelated reasons. It is a tragedy and their families mourn the loss.

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Throw your crépe right into an ocean Where an octopus can get it in all the commotion With the crépe and the ocean and the oc-to-pus

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That awkward moment when you walk in on your economics teacher shagging Danii ... Anyone ?

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A young girl walks out of a bar then gets raped.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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