- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the parents order the 16 year old daughter to move out of Virginia? Because she lost her virginity

Why did Sally cross the street? Because someone was gonna rape her if she didn't.

Three friends were walking to school, they all looked in front of them and ran away. What did they see? A 200 ft dragon eating their school.

Why was the black man in the hotel so upset? I shit on his chest.

Two gay guys are cuddling in a park when they spot a hot, busty blonde jogging near them. One turns to the other and says, "Damn... It's days like this I wish I was a lesbian."

Where did Jonathon go after he died? - Burger King, he died from diabetes

Well, there's one way...

If you see a lawyer on a bicycle, why don't you swerve to hit him? Because that would be assault, and not only assault but aggravated assault, since you are using a weapon to do it. Plus, the lawyer would have an advantage over you in court during the trial, due to having a law degree.

what do you call an elevator full of white people. a box of crackers

Whats the differance between a blond and a rock? I don't know. I can't think of any.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was an attempted suicide. His family left him, he had been in and out of rehab for a terrible cocaine addiction for over ten years, and was still having nightmares about his abusive past.

what does rain do? think of how happy its life was!

What did one man say to the other? "hi other man"

What did the fish say when it was being fried? That's crazy, fish can't talk.

ring ring,Who is? you'r face.you'r face how?you'r but hole face.

A brunette, redhead, and blond were on a road trip. Their car broke down in the middle of the desert. The redhead offered to get help down the road, but never returned. The blond and brunette walked the direction the redhead went, but died four days later of heat exhaustion.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms

What do you call a blonde prostitute your bitch

Why did the little girl stop licking her Popsicle? A psychopath cut off her tongue.

What's worse than taking a bite in an apple and finding a worm in it? Taking a bite and finding half a worm.

What did the man say when he saw a giant herd of elephants coming? "Look! There's a giant herd of elephants coming!"

How many black people does it take to complete the simplest task such as washing their own hair? A shitload! thats why slavery was so populer back in the day. (and gays were big then to because they had to shower together to remember to wash their hair.)

What did the dancing amphibious landing craft say to the carrot faced caterpillar? wanna get in its cold

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