Knock Knock who's there docter docter who??? YOU JUST SAID IT DUMBO!!!!!! lolololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololol

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Q: What do you call a Polish astronomer? A: Copernicus.

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Q: how do you make a clean naz dance? A: put a lil boogy in it? NOOO SUCK IT!!!

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How do you tell if an alien had been in your house? All your lightbulbs are gone and your fridge is pregnant.

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Two muffins are sitting in the oven. One says wow its hot in here the other muffin said HOLY SHIT ITS A TALKING MUFFIN

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Johnny had 50 candy bars. He ate 45 of them. What does Johnny have now? Diabetes. Johnny has diabetes.

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Why did the guy lie down? He was dead.

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What did the boy get for his birthday? Older.

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?! No one... pineapples float.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have Dementia Pickles

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What does a black person call black friday? Friday

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A man walks into a bar, drinks a few beers, then calls a taxi to take him home because he knew the risks of drunk driving.

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Your mom is so fat... That you inherited type one diabetes.

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Why didn't grandma ever return Johnathon's calls? Grandma was brutally murdered 2 years prior. Johnathon had issues believing that she was gone. He went on to live a life of pain and suffering, which would eventually lead to suicide at the age of 24.

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A man walked into a bar. He got a head trauma and committed suicide.

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Why did the Police Officer pull over the black man? The black man was not following the rules of the road and accepted the ticket with great remorse. The Officer then proceed to pull over a white man for this very same offence.

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"Knock Knock," "Whos There?" "The Pizza Guy" "I hate pizza."

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he.

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A: Knock Knock B: Whos there A: Orange B: Orange who A: Arent you glad i didnt say chair

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Knock knock who's there I killed your family

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What did the giraffe say to the human? Nothing, but it was trying to alert the human of an oncoming bus.

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How do you get your girlfriend to become more enthusiastic about swallowing? Stick your dick in Ben & Jerry's Cherry Garcia ice cream.

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Q. Whats green jumps up and down and then red? A.A frog in a mixer

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this is not an anti joke

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