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Q. What does physiks sound to most of the people? A. There were two camels, one was green, how much does the sand weight when its dark?

why was the carrot sad? it was stuck in an antelopes anus

whats red and and has 202 legs? an ostrich, ok i lied about 200 legs and the red part

how many dead babies fit in a bathtub 16

whats wrose than slipping on a banana? Getting Shot in the face.

dad said he had to drop the kids off at the pool what does that mean mom? honey it means dad has to take a shit beacuase shit looks like retarded black kids with down sydrome

what do you get when you mix a llama with a ostrich? i dont know

Whats the difference between a loser and a winner there places

Knock Knock Who's there? Boo. Boo Who? Boobies.

How do you get someone to shut up? Shove a fork down their throat and hang them by thier thumbs

Let me tell you this really funny Dane Cook joke.

Why did Santa go to a rap concert? Because Santa was a rapper

What happened when Stephen Hawking tried to go down the stairs? He fell and suffered minor injuries.

What's the difference between Asians and buckets? I don't use Asians to scoop water out of the lake.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to the man who jumped off a building? He got hit by a bus on the way down.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Q:What is your maturity on a scale of 1 to 100? A:69

Why did the black man get pulled over by a cop? He was driving 12 miles over the speed limit.

Why did little Tommy eat an apple? Because he was hungry. Thats why.

9/11 jokes are just plane wrong

What did the tourist in Africa get? AIDS

Why did the chicken cross the road? To meet his friend the horse at a bar

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is a woman

What did the man with cancer say to the Holocaust survivor? "I have cancer."