Statues: Show what great people look like, if birds shit all over them.

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Q: Why are lizards broke? A: Because they run around the desert with no money.

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hey timmy, wanna go to Disneyworld?! tough. *10 seconds later* still no timmy

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What happened when the chicken crossed the road? I got feathers stuck in my cars grill

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MOTHER OF GOD! Someone get this horse out of here!

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your dad called night and told me your grandpa died.

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Guess what my dog can do? Bark.

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What is red and sits in the corner? A naughty strawberry.

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Why does girls have two left feet and two left hands? Because girls have no rights.

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Larchmont Park is the biggest shithole in the european union - Only the jippo part tho, lots of flies live in that part <3

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holy F**k someone call an ambulance!

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What did the little boy with cancer say right before he died? Nothing. He was very sick, and could not speak during the last few weeks of his life.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Actually a better question would be, why is the chicken near a road in the first place?

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Why did the dead baby cross the road? Cause it was stapled to the chicken.

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Refrigerator

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why was six afraid of seven? because seven raped six's mom.

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TOYS TOYS TOYS IN THE ATTIC

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darude- sandstorm

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Q: Why did the black man call the white man a rasict? A:because he called him black.

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You're so black that other black people make fun of how black you are.

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Whats great about F***ing twenty one year olds? There's twenty of them.

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Knock, knock. "Who's there?" "Jehovah's Witness." "Jehovah's witness, who?" "Just Jehovah's Witness. Your doorbell is not working."

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A white person went to see Think like a Lady by Steve Harvey.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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