Why were there a series of riots in london? The police shot and killed a man who was threatening them and thus caused his friends to get angry and caused other people to lose control.

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why did the mexican cross the road? To get into America. Why did the chicken cross the road? It was on its way to warn everyone that the sky was falling Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass. Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? cause he's Chuck Norris. Why did the man get a check in the mail every month? Cause he's black Why did Obama Cross the road? Cause he lost control of congress why is there all this blank space?

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ok everybody to make this more simple we all have to line up alphabetically by height.

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Jacob loves stroking his gf's doodle every lunch break. He was embarrased cause it was bigger than his.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Can you sign for this package? Certainly

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I went to the doctors the other day for a check up and the doctors says to me "sorry your going to have to stop wanking" and I say to him " what! Why?" and the doctor says "I'm trying to examine you".

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A Muslim terrorist walks onto a bus, with the mindset to blow him and the other 27 people. Before he steps onto the bus, he realizes the error in his ways and decides to not follow through. He goes to the airport instead.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says: Why the long face? The horse says: I'm a horse. We have long faces.

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A dyslexic Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. He hits his head on it and is rushed to the hospital,only to discover the floor drenched in triceratops shit.

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Yo mamas so poor, she should probably find a source of consistent payment to support herself.

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? Blind.

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What did the apple say to the orange? The apple did not say anything at all because fruits do not possess the ability of speech.

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What did the man say to the other man? Hi

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Well that explains a lot, thank you.

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An Asian walks into a bar. He has a few drinks, but makes sure not to have to many. He then drives home safely, and enjoys a good nights rest.

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Why couldn't the elephant ride a bike? Because he had no thumbs...

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You come across a blonde, a brunette, and a red head. Why are you telling a joke? Go make sex.

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What's worse than the haulocost? Not much.

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Donald Trump decided to run for President.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar.

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What starts with F and ends with UCK? Firetruck

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Why did the car stop? The driver had a stroke

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What did the deaf boy get for Christmas? Something like udgtationdaidnmgf

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WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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