How does a black man put puzzles together? First, he locates the four corners. Next, he begins filling in the sides. Finally, he uses the picture on the box to fill in the center. It can be a very tedious process if he is not paying attention.

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Terry was always struggling with mathematics. On his last report card he received a D- in math. His parents were naturally very upset with him because they knew their son could do much better and so did Terry. Terry wanted to make his parents proud so he buckled down and started studying on a regular basis. Terry realized his had work had payed off when his 3rd grade teacher handed him his report card. Terry had revived an A in math! On his walk home from school all he could think about was how proud his mom and dad were going to be. On that walk home Terry was savagely torn apart by an escaped lion from the local zoo. His head was never found.

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Girl: I love you in a platonic way Guy: ... Is that some kind of fat joke!

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Nice belt.

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There once was a man from Nantucket... Who was fiscally responsible.

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What's funnier than Justin Bieber dying in a car accident? Nicky Minaj being in the same car.

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Q: Why was the boy so sad? A: His parents were just killed in a car wreck, therefore orphaning him and his five brothers and sisters and leaving them with no money, food, or shelter due to lack of steady income and the fact that their house had been foreclosed on.

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Yo Mamma's so dumb... She cannot manage to find a decent job without her GED.

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What do you call a police woman who shaves her pubes? PC Marion Jones

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Why did the guy to the moo moo cow say? Yesterday, I took a crap at the restaurant and the toilet got stuck so I stole the vehicle and won the lottery.

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What is the best time to go to the dentist? When you have a toothache

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A plane is falling out of the sky, and there is a Priest, a little boy, Obama and a rock star. There are 4 parachutes and everyone jumps out safety.

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Knock knock! *no answer* KNOCK KNOCK! *still no answer* the person who was knocking finds a note sticked on the door and it says: i will be away for 2 weeks

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why did joe drown ? he had no arms

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how did the tree fall on the woman? it didnt, trees dont grow in kitchens

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A man walks into the doctor's office and says "Doc, I've been having the strangest dreams First I'm a tee pee, Then I'm a wigwam, a tee pee, a wigwam, a tee pee, a wigwam! What could be wrong with me?" The doctor looks at the man and says, "You have aids."

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bergin y u so tubbbbbyyyy?????

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Obamacare

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Knock knock Who's There? Me I kill you again HA HA HA

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What's green and apple-y? You're gay.

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some of the people who write thes jokes are complete assholes

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Roses are red Violets are red Grass is red Oh no! Someone's been murdered in my garden!

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what's 9+10? 19, not 21

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