- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So a guy walks into a bar and says, "I can hold a spoon in between my butt-cheeks." Jillian Michaels asked him if that will help him lose weight.

Jews

Knock-knock. Who's there? Doorbell repairman. ym

What's a black guys favourite thing to eat? Food.

whats green and falls from trees, pool tables.

Bean.

Why wasn't the man able to see his son? He got run over by a train. Knock knock Who's there? The man. He was kidding about being run over.

why couldn't three people walk? they were a part of the human centipede.

Knock, Knock Who's there It's me open up the D#### door it's me open up the D#### door, who? just open the door this is not a fricken knock knock joke.

A Man Walks into a Bar with a Dog. He is blind, and is promptly guided to his seat by other patrons.

What did the fat guy say after his weight-reduction surgery? I'm gonna sue the clown pants out of McDonalds

A blonde, brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. The redhead, growing tired of the constant ridicule directed at her from the other two, kills them. She pleads guilty to 3rd degree murder on two counts and is sentenced two life sentences in a maximum security prison in Cambodia.

how did i know i had a new puppy?...... i found out when i was scraping it off my truck tire

Why doesn't it rain on Sundays? It does.

What is a life without options.... an optionless life

What do you call a Chinese person with a computer for a head? Dead because it is impossible for your heart to function with out a brain

A brunette, redhead, and blond were on a road trip. Their car broke down in the middle of the desert. The redhead offered to get help down the road, but never returned. The blond and brunette walked the direction the redhead went, but died four days later of heat exhaustion.

Thank you Jesus, for this wonderful meal we have tonight. De nada.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black And so was six because they were written with black pen

How do you get a Hooker Wet? Dump her in a River.

What do you call a kid with one arm and an eye-patch? Names.

Why did the man starve to death? Because his wife died

What is the same between a turtle and an eagle? They both fly, apart from the turtle.

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