- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I would, but I see an older version of the kid, that suffered so much pain and agony.

I thoroughly dislike arabs, I lost both my parents in the events of 9/11.

want to hear a funny joke? what a coincidence so do I!

Emergency call: - Please help, my little son swallowed a condom! 5 minutes later - It is ok, I found another one.

What do you do when your speeding and a cop is right behind you? make a complete stop and hope for the best

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

A young boy had a question and looked into the sky then his eyes got burnt from the sun and he went blind.

Are you from Tennesse because my uncle grew up there and I was wondering if you knew him.

what has 2 legs and is red all over? Half a cat.

Roses are red violets are blue I suck at poetry show me your tits!!

Dylan F fell off a bridge Landed in some water and was ok 2 days later he got bit by a shark He is now in a coma

What is the difference between a bike and a baby? There are a lot of differences

Why Didn't jeff go to school yesterday? He was dead.

What did enzo give courtney for her 69th birthday? A cake that looked like a pussy cat named kyle

what did one tornado say to the other? im dizzy

what makes reed stop talking? LYRENS SHARPENED PENCIL

Why did the child cross the road? Nobody knows, he forgot to look both ways got hit by a truck and suffered severe head trauma leading memorie loss.

Fortunately," said the snooty maître d', "we'll let you come in without a Thai.

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Santa isn't real

How do you tell a bunch of Chinese people apart? Go up to each one and ask them their first and last names. The chances of any of them being the same is quite slim, giving each person their own identity.

Why shouldn't you worry about having a baby? Because with all these jokes, babies aren't even going to be around anymore. "What's funnier than a dead baby?" "A dead baby in a clown costume"

What's worse than finding out you have cancer? Nothing... (The game.)

What has two legs and two arms? A Human

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