Hitler, a Nazi, and a Jew walk into a bar. Only Hitler and the Nazi walk out. What happened to the Jew? He had to use the bathroom so he asked Hitler and his Nazi friend to wait in the car.

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What do you call a big group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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Why are black people afraid of chainsaws. Because they have razor sharp edges and can slice through flesh very easily, posing a potential threat if possessed by a violent person.

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Q: What did the clam say to the postman? Moral: "Hey its me the worlds only talking clam! How you doing dude!"

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Your momma's so stupid that she was declared mentally retarded by her doctors.

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Why didnt john feel like fis n chips? he had a bus stuck up his ars

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What did the wall say to the other wall? I didn't say anything because it isn't living and it can't talk because it is impossible.

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What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

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A nun with shoes on walks into a bar with her husband.

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"What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby" "One's fun to hit with a bat and the other One's a watermelon.

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Why did the boy punch a little kid in the face? Because he was a bully and liked to feel superior.

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Who invented chocolate? I don't know! Keep it to yourself.

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A guy walks into a bar and says 'Ow!'

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A mouse sniffed a peice of cheese. It was on a mouse trap and then it died in the trap.

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What do you get hanging from an apple tree? Sore Arms.

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Why do vampires suck blood? Because they re crazy.

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What did the muslim say to the jew. Hello

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WHO LET THE DOGS OUT?!?!?!!! Not Michael Vick.

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Knock knock. Whose there? Not my house so not my problem. Frankly, I don't give a shit.

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Whats really down a black hole? I don't know...The last person to go down one never came back because he died of AIDS.

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Why was a black man in a prison cell? He was a highly respected plumber fixing a prisoner's faulty toilet.

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How does a black man put puzzles together? First, he locates the four corners. Next, he begins filling in the sides. Finally, he uses the picture on the box to fill in the center. It can be a very tedious process if he is not paying attention.

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Your momma is so stupid Her iq must be below 50

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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