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Why couldn't the prostitute give a proper blow job..... She had no lips

Q: What's worse than school? A:Your mum dying

" ding dong " person in side: wait aren't u supposed to knock knock

What did Little Jojo get for Hanukah? Nothing he is Muslim.

Really? Okay! UPPER COMMENT GOOD NIGHT NEROCHAN!

how do you get all the people in ireland out of their homes? roll a potato down the road. how do you find the richest person in ireland? you find the one who got the patato

How many babies does it take to paint a barn red It depends how hard you throw them

What do you get when you cross a surfer and a black man? An angry surfer and an angry black man. You really should be nicer to people.

Why did the baby fall out of the trees? Cause it was dead.

You know what's really long? The bread lines in Africa

What is green and has wheels? Grass. I was just lying about the wheels part.

Hey, did u know that diarrhea is hereditary? It runs in your jeans By: Trey & Trenton of Texas

Knock, knock! Who's there? interupting little turtle interupting little tur... LITTLE TURTLE!

A blonde walked into a bar.

what do you call a guy who makes racist jokes? an insensitive bastard

Person 1: Why do Jews have big noses? Person 2: Why? Person 1: No, I was asking you that question. Person 2: ??!!

how do you get a girl of a swing? puch her off! how do you get her friend of a swing? throw a refridgerator at her!

What did the collage professor say to the plumber? Hi.

What do you call a pile of dead children? Home

What is white and will kill you if it fell out of a tree? Charles Manson

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, nor does the chicken because it's a chicken.

A black man walks into a store and buys something.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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