these jokes are not funny but there funny because there not funny aaaaaaaa pissing me off

Why did Hayden Bryant walk down the street? Because he can, dont doubt Hayden Bryant.

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how do you know if an asian gang has been to your house? 1. your computer is unplugged 2. your homework is finished 3. they are still trying to back out of the driveway

Hello? Hi. Who is this? Yo mom. Your not my mom. Im the Irish man that did your mom.

What does Steven Hawking and Justin Bieber have in common? Absolutely nothing.

Q.whats the difference between a women's argument and a knife A. a knife has a point

Why was Sally crying? Because she had a frog stapled to her face.

There once was a man from Peru. Who dreamed he was eating his shoe. I shot him in the head. With a bullet made of lead. And now he's dead. No more shoe ingestion

A man walked into a bar. That must have really hurt him.

why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a loaf of bread

Your mother is so fat; I love fat fat people.

Did you hear about the 4'10" psychic that escaped from prison? It's on the news! "Small Medium At Large."

guess wat chicken butt guess why chicken thy guess who chicken poo guess how he chickened out

what did the anorexic girl eat today? nothing..

What did the doctor say to the young boy? We only planned on a annual checkup but have discovered that your and aids baby and only have 3 days to live. Tell your family members goodbye you'll be on life support in the next couple hours.

A: Knock Knock (waits for an answer) oh there's no one in.

a brick cheated on another brick, the brick that was cheated on was angry and became disgusted at the brick that cheated. the current brick that was cheated on tryied top kill the other bitch brick, the brick that cheated tried to break up the fight but testicles

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Get in the car.

Q: What's worse than biting into and apple and finding a worm? A: being severely malnourished, thus physically inept to do most simple tasks

There once was a man from Nantucket who lost most of his savings by making bad investment decisions.

Roses are red Violets are red My lawn is red My fences are red It appears my garden is on fire.

roses are red violets are blue i use refrigerators to keep my food cool

What do you call a dead black person? A corpse.

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