- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Marilyn Manson was walking to church.

Boyfriend: Why are you so negative all the time? Girlfriend: I'm not! I'm positive! Boyfriend: No your not your arguing with me right now and you... Narrator: The girl takes the pregnancy test and shoves it in the guys mouth kicks him in the nuts and runs out the door.

Q.What do you call a beaver with a unibrow. A. A beaver........it's still a beaver

Friend's are like pinguins, they both die when you stab them in the heart.

What would happend if two nyan cats crashed into each other? It would be a great impact and we'd all be sad.

An epileptic man attends a rave.

What is the biggest lie in everyone's childhood? "School lunch food is actually good."

Dad, they tell me I am a slowpoke at school, what can I do? ... Eh son, this is mommy, your dad died ten years ago remember?

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. The chicken was run over by a truck before he could get to the other side

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What did the Nazi say to the farmer? Sie sind Juden versteckt

What's worse than losing one of your socks? Being jewish during the holocaust

Your mother is so fat she has made a concerted effort to loose weight and lead a healthier lifestyle

Why do women live longer? Once they're sexual and metabolistic hormones are moleculy different from men's, their metabolism is different and act on different organs and vice-versa. Therefore, they live longer. Still, in a worldwide average, more men born than women.

Cut off your fingers and lose weight fast!!!

Do you speak alien? Hola.

Pigs have the emotional capacity of a five year old think about that next time you have to dissect one in biology

Goldilocks walks into a bar. But its not really a bar, it's a bear cave and she is eaten by porridge eating bears.

I want to tie a baby to the back of a truck then reverse into a wall.

Q: Where did little Suzie go during the bombing? A:Everywhere

knock knock who's there? John Oh, come in then

What kind of condoms do cows use? None.

A blind man walks into a bar. And a table. And a chair.

What is green, slimy and has 8 legs? Uncle Martin

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