Two blondes walk into a building......you'd think at least one of them would have seen it.

When life gives you lemmons Give lemmons Life

If life gives you lemons, throw them at people.

- Knock knock. - Who's there? - I am. - I am who? - You are Steve. - Indeed.

Why are black people so tall? Jesus was also black and therefore gives black people some favorable traits.

Why was the little boy's hair messed up on picture day? Because he was brutally stabbed in the face.

whats polish and black a polish black person

One day a mans computer was unusually, when all else failed, he had to go to extreme measures. He then refreshed his page.

Knock knock. Who's there? You're a faggot.

What happens when you play a country song backwards? Gibberish.

guess what what that wasnt it

Why didn’t the skeleton go to see a scary movie? Because skeletons don't have eyes, and can not watch movies.

Q: whats worse than ten babies in one trash can A: one baby in ten trash cans

your mom is so annoying that she has no freinds and lives alone crying every night about how her children abandoned her

Whats the difference between a frog?

Whats worse than the holocaust A.MRS FRANK B.HITLER ANSWER MRS FRANK

Just finished taking a huge $hit, wiped my ass, then realized I wasn't done.

What is human, went bankrupt eight times, got a small loan of a million dollars, and is over all a terrible person? Your probably thinking Donald Trump Well your correct.

Q: what do you call a man that see's a unicorn A: hallucinating

Dad: i hate you. dads son:(kills him self)

My mom told me to shut up because I was screaming as I was strangled.

knock, knock whos there child molestor

knock knock?? whos there?? Not yo cheese because i already ate it

jacob mckeand sucks his own dick, lol jokes, he has jamie for that

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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