What's worse than rape? Gang rape.

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you had me at "hello", no need to add "you're under arrest"

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My computer will die soon, and my life is a lie. Refrigerator.

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Q: Why did the little boy who just got over a terrible sore throat fall down the stairs? A: His legs were brutally torn off by wolves.

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Q: What did the chinese guy say to his friend? A: ??

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what did the photographer tell the model? You're ugly.

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A man walks into a bar. He has a serious drinking problem and is destroying his life.

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you put the chevy to the levy when your pants fell heave diarea

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Rebecca Black walks into a bar and gets shot.

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A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The cop. The two men were best friends who had taken off from their law firm. Alex had recently gone through a divorce and John decided to take him on a trip backpacking across Europe. It started raining and an off-duty police officer picked them up and took them to a nearby hotel. The three men had drinks and the friends had a wonderful time. But Alex never got over Jenny leaving him. 3 months later John found him dead in his home by auto-erotic asphyxiation.

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whats bloop with an m? matthew

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Yo mama so fat, her whole family is encouraging her to exercise and go on a diet.

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There are two men waiting in line at the supermarket. One of the men reaches forwards and taps the other one on the shoulder. He says, "You dropped your wallet.". He picks up his wallet and both of the men continue on with their day.

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so a girl asks a guy: "if a tree falls in the forest, and no one is around to hear it, does it make a sound?" the guy responds: "trees dont grow in the kitchen, so you shouldnt be worried about it."

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A man went to the doctor. He had experienced some strong abdominal pain. The doctor looked at him and ordered some tests to be done. He had a kidney stone. The day after he passed the stone, he got ran over by a bus. The man's name was Bob.

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How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

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9/11.

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What made people stop likeing Ice tea? Ice-T

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What's the difference between a horse? All legs are of equal length, especially the left one.

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I was approached the other day by an officer as he asked... "Son where are your parents?" I replied, "I dont know i'm an orphan" The officer then laughed and walked away

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I've got ninety-nine problems, all of them very diverse and possibly involving women.

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There is a dead guy on the road lying in a puddle of blood with a gunshot wound on his head. What happened? He died

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs sitting on a doorstep? Whatever his name happens to be

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Hey "Oren" its Red, sorry but I got to go now. How you been doing? Kinda missed you over here. So you actually care about how you sound now?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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