What did Santa Clause say to Rudolf? Nothing. Santa's not real.

Whats 2+1? 2.

"Want to hear something ironic?" ...he said to the deaf man.

Why is Santa fat? Because the apples are red.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream ? He got hit by a bus !

Why is Dominic's nick name big D? Because the first letter in his name is D.

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once you go black you prefer not to date any white people

What's black, white, and red all over? A zebra that's been brutally cut open.

How do you annoy Lady Gaga? Stab her with a knife.

What is blue and not heavy? Light blue!

Why did the women cross the road? I dont know.. why? no clue.. why was she out of the kitchen

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? Physical abuse.

Where did Sally go in the bombing? Everywhere

Why did John fall down the stairs? Because John is a paraplegic and is incapable of going to down stairs without aid.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Bailiffs.

Why did Sally fall off her bike? Because she had no legs. Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. What did Sally get for Christmas? Cancer. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally...

Chuck Norris walks into a bar, and asks for directions to the nearest Applebee's.

Whats better then winning a gold medal at the special olympics????? NOT BEING RETARDED!!!!!!!

Some people are like Slinkies: they don't work as well as they say they will and you'll get bored of them quickly.

Whats worse then the quote "Do it, hit her!" The quote "Do it, Hitler!"

What's funnier than a dead baby? An episode of 'Friends'.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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