anti jokes are for fags

Samraj.

what's white and goes up? a retarded snowflake

Why is 6 scared of 7? Because 7 is right behind 7 and he's naked.

A gay man walks out of his bedroom, rubbing his ass in pain. He says, "I hate it when I slip and fall in the shower."

Why couldn't the girl swing on the swing set? She had no arms.

What is stupid? I would say you but these jokes are worse.

What's long and really hard? The fourth grade.

What is worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Getting raped by a giant scorpion

Q: Why does an elephant have flat feet? A: From jumping out of trees

What happened to the boy with cancer? He died.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I threw him

Gingers.

Tunechi

knock knock who's there your family just died your family just died who? -.-

What's the difference between hot tea and cold tea? The temperature.

How do you make a sandwich? You don't, you have a girl do it for you.

my mom died because she was morbidly obese

Q: what do you call a guy with no arms and no legs floating in the ocean? A: A very unfortunate individual.

Why did the man commit suicide? Because on top of his depression, his wife had been cheating on him and his kids all died in a horrible hand-gliding mishap.

Why did the black guy smell fried chicken? He had a brain tumour

What do you say to a black man with a gun? Don't shoot me.

Why can't helen Keller read? She's dead.

What's worth than a large pile of dead babies? Nothing, you sick freak.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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