What does the name Joe mean? Joe Mama! Egit

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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what do you call someone who cant breathe? dead

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Knock knock. "Who's there?" I am deaf. "I am deaf who?" What?

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What did the Zen Buddhist say in the hamburger store? He said, "Make me one with everything."

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What happens when you put the batteries in BACKWARDS in the Energizer Bunny? Nothing. Nothing happens when you insert batteries backwards

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Little kids wear superman underwear. Superman wears Chuck Norris underwear.

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What does two plus two equal? 4

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: I personally really do not know

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Q: Why did the Japanese man fall off the cliff? A: He was pushed

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roses are red violets are blue you're an orphan, had to break the news...sorry little fella.

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Santa Claus is so hairy he need to shave more often.

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What's the difference between black and white people? One is black.

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How many mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? Juan.

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What do you call a donkey that can't speak? Whatever you want to call it...I prefer to call it a donkey that can't speak!

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What does a bird and a human have in common? They both use long, hard sticks.

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if you dont like sponge bob refrences.......... THEN **DOLPHIN NOISE*** you

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your mothers so silly she saw a rock and sat on a chair.......?

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What's hard, long and full of seamen? an erect penis.

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i homeless man asked for ome change. he didnt get any because people were afraid he would spend it on drugs

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Chikin nuggets are cooler than your mom!!!!!!!

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Wishing to teach his donkey not to eat, a pedant did not offer him any food. When the donkey died of hunger, he said: ‘I’ve had a great loss. Just when he had learned not to eat, he died.

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whats funny? a relatsion ship for 16 hours

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roses arent always red, they can be pink or white. violets are violet, not blue. your pretty lets have sex.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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