Why is 6 scared of 7? Because 7 is right behind 7 and he's naked.

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What's long and really hard? The fourth grade.

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Why couldn't the girl swing on the swing set? She had no arms.

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What is stupid? I would say you but these jokes are worse.

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A gay man walks out of his bedroom, rubbing his ass in pain. He says, "I hate it when I slip and fall in the shower."

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What is worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Getting raped by a giant scorpion

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I threw him

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What happened to the boy with cancer? He died.

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Q: Why does an elephant have flat feet? A: From jumping out of trees

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Tunechi

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What's the difference between hot tea and cold tea? The temperature.

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Gingers.

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knock knock who's there your family just died your family just died who? -.-

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How do you make a sandwich? You don't, you have a girl do it for you.

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my mom died because she was morbidly obese

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Why did the black guy smell fried chicken? He had a brain tumour

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What do you say to a black man with a gun? Don't shoot me.

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Q: what do you call a guy with no arms and no legs floating in the ocean? A: A very unfortunate individual.

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Why did the man commit suicide? Because on top of his depression, his wife had been cheating on him and his kids all died in a horrible hand-gliding mishap.

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What's the difference between a piece of chicken and a black guy? They were both once alive and innocent, I lied about the black guy.

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A man is shipwrecked on a desert island. One day, he finds an old lamp. When he rubs it, a genie appears. The genie says, "You have freed me. As a reward, I will grant you three wishes." The man smacks himself in the face and mutters, "Oh god, I'm seeing genies now. I must be delirious from lack of food and water." Several hours later, he dies.

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YOU

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Why can't helen Keller read? She's dead.

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What did the black man say to the other black man? We are both black men.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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