- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the boy with no hands get for christmas Gloves!!! just kidding i dont know he hasnt opened the box yet

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

we all know sammi has a penis

Knock, knock. Who's there? Me. Me Who? Me. Uh.

What's green, and looks like money? Money...

How do you get a little kid out of a tree Throw a jar of foreskin at him

Wiggle wiggle wiggle yeah

What do you call a black man on a horse? A BLACK MAN A ON A HORSE.

What lumpy and pointy? A horny woman with breast cancer

What do you get when you cross a dog and a chicken An animal cruelty charge

What do you call a black man walking home in the dark after a long day at work? His name you racist

If Chuck Norris had five dollars and YOU had five dollars, he could still punch you in the face for free and get ten dollars out of it.

Why did the police officer arrest the black guy? Because the guy was black and the police officer was racist.

what do you call 10 mexicans standing in a line? It's probably a lunch line for a taco vendor. And even this is just a coincidence. Everybody loves tacos.

Why did the man eat the cheese? because the man was a mouse

Why did the black guy eat KFC? Cause he was hungry.

Racial equality.

Knock Knock, Who's There? The The Who? YYYYEEEEEEAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!!!!

There's a god, just kidding.

Why was six afraid of seven? He was wanted for murder.

Would you believe me if i said... ^^^^ You read that line wrong?

What do u call a Mexican on the moon? An astronaut. What do u call all the Mexicans on the moon? Problem solved!!!

Knock Knock! Who's there? No one. No one who? Cares.

What's worse than loading babies into a garbage truck. Answore: unloading them with a pitch fork.

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